“Life Sucks but I Swallow” Locket Sticker – Spicy Snarky Holographic Decal

For the girlies who cope with humor, trauma, and just the right amount of filth. This bold locket sticker features a heart-shaped pendant with the brutal truth on one side and a rainbow-laced punchline on the other. Holographic and waterproof, it’s the perfect combo of cute, spicy, and unhinged.

💗 Heart locket design with “Life Sucks / But I Swallow” text
🌈 Features subtle holographic rainbow shimmer
💦 Waterproof & weatherproof – perfect for tumblers, Kindles, laptops & more
💅 For spicy readers, chaos goblins, and snarky collectors

Disclaimer: Definitely not for your grandma’s Kindle. Unless she’s cool. Then go off.